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naziofficeparty:

jesus christ

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tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

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mushiemallows:

>tell fat people to go to the gym

>ridicule fat people who are at the gym so they fear going back

>complain that you don’t see fat people working out at your gym

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10knotes:

when I’m hungry but too lazy to move

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

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iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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